What's the quietest place in theنكتة world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.


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How to catch a squirrel? Climb up aنكتة tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will come to you on their own. Because they just love NUTS !


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How many men do you need for aنكتة. mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.


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A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, Iنكتة pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!


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I hate it when people point toنكتة their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?


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